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I remember once going out with friends to a Perkins kinda diner, I forget if this was my high school or college friends, maybe...

I remember once going out with friends to a Perkins kinda diner, I forget if this was my high school or college friends, maybe somewhere between 2004 and 2008. One out of five of us middle- to upper-middle class types had a cell phone with rudimentary internet functionality if that helps place it.

And in the parking lot was this guy with a bumper sticker, simple black on white block letters, coulda been printed off a home PC. A bible verse, but just the citation, Book Chapter:Verse.

It was New Testament but not one of the gospels. Acts, maybe? Anyway us smartass atheists were kinda amused so we looked it up on the one phone, only we couldn’t figure out why he would have this of all things on a bumper sticker. It didn’t seem to be a sort of general life guidance thing, and we went around in circles trying to apply it to whatever Current Issue but couldn’t make it cleanly fit to anything.

We were settled on blowing it off like LOL, Christians, when I had a revelation and said “You know, laugh all you want, that guy just tricked us into 15 minutes of Bible study.”

Some kind of lesson there.

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One thing about the ASoIAF books that had annoyed me was how as the series went on and GRRM filled in the cultural worldbuilding...

One thing about the ASoIAF books that had annoyed me was how as the series went on and GRRM filled in the cultural worldbuilding stuff, how much the religions - with the exception of the Old Gods, who are reskinned Germanic paganism - were riffs on Christianity.

The Faith of the Seven started off as kind of novel polytheism, but as the fluff grew it accumulated a heaven and hells and holy scripture and stained glass and a Pope High Stepton.

The religion of the Drowned God is Protestantism, with a focus on baptism (even arguments over the validity of infant baptism) and unlettered charismatic preachers inspired by life-changing rebirth experiences.

And the Red God gets the resurrection stuff, and the ritual sacrifice of a chosen son, and the angry/jealous “no god before me” stuff (there’s a bit of Zoroastrianism in there too, with the fire worship and the R’hllor/Great Other bit mirroring Spenta Mainyu/Angra Mainyu).

But I’ve actually come around on that a bit - one of the triggers was Rod Dreher wondering whether there’s actually anything distinct about cultural (as distinct from religious) Catholicism in America and asking whether there were any culturally Catholic writers, and and someone nominated GRRM.

(For the record I was raised nominally Irish Catholicish by my former altar boy father, taken to weekly masses, took communion but was asked not to come back to CCD before confirmation [as I had been asked not to come back to that parish’s school after kindergarden, as I had been kicked out of three preschools, as I probably would have been asked not to come back to public school if my father wasn’t the district’s lawyer], probably to the relief of both sides and to the bemusement of my mother, nominally German Protestant from a midcentury mainline tradition that didn’t so much believe in God as in being better than those filthy Papists)

Because I guess the thing about nonreligious Catholic identity is you can reject the idea that this mythology is true, that these divinities exist, that these doctrines are correct, that the notions of sin and salvation are important. But you’re faced with the fact that the Church itself was a real thing, something that existed and insinuated itself into every single aspect of life in Western culture, from thousands of years ago to, in pockets, the modern day, and if that can’t be attributed to inherent truth, than it demands otherwise accounting for.

And the whole schtick of the ASoIAF books is this feudal realism, making the point that so much fantasy confuses the legitimating myths of feudal society - chivalry, nobility, legitimacy by royal descent - for the actual mechanisms by which it operates, which were realpolitik as always. (I mean, I shouldn’t act so superior here, I used to be into the kind of civil libertarian constitutionalism that does the same thing with democratic society.) And as I thought about it, I realized that while GRRM parceled out bits of Christian doctrine amongst the religions, they had basically nothing to do with what things came to pass. But at the same time, he parceled out bits of Christian function which does.

The Faith of the Seven is the rule of Rome, entwined with the status quo system - kings are crowned and knights invested in their name, their preaching legitimating the state of things and shunting dissatisfaction into the promise of an afterlife. The election of the High Septa, nominally in the hands of the curia of the Most Devout, is subject to pressure from secular leadership. But for all that, their role as the repository of legitimacy, nominal in times of peace, can in times of misrule and fractured rule become an alternate power base to challenge secular authority. And however corrupt the institutional church is, it still produces, and as with the Sparrows occasionally falls into the hands of, people who really believe in the populist doctrines. In its ubiquity, it serves as a core around which the little people can organize and enforce their claims against the rule of warriors.

The Drowned God is Protestantism, yes, powered by individual charisma, but this lack of formal structure renders it vulnerable to subversion. Earnest born-again preacher Aeron Damphair, the most faithful, calls a revival meeting/kingsmoot with intention of inspiring a renewed faith, but in the end Euron Greyjoy the heretic wins the men over with his display of treasure, and promises of more to come. The charisma of piety competes on level ground with the charisma of strength and fortune, and loses, humble faith giving way to the gospel of wealth.

The Red God is I think the most interesting case - Christianity as experienced from the receiving end of a missionary effort. Arriving from a distant land, acquiring as patrons dissident nobility with with the promise of the weaponry to claim power in their own right - steel and gunpowder at various stages of Christian expansion, Melisandre’s shadow magic in the books. Particularly intriguing is the implication that there’s more at play than the new converts realize, that awed by the twinned display of power and demand for exclusive fidelity they lack the perspective to realize that the two are not actually related, and that their quest for dominion, if realized, would actually result in becoming a mere satrapy of a greater empire.

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Christianity is a way for everyone to say to everyone else that they are fucked up and to blame and sorry for it and there's...

Christianity is a way for everyone to say to everyone else that they are fucked up and to blame and sorry for it and there’s nothing they can do but it’ll all be okay and I don’t believe in the divinity of our lord and savior jesus christ but I appreciate that more and more all the time.

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Muscular Christianity

Muscular Christianity is alive and well in our own town.

I was at a pinball tournament at the Belmont Inn, saw a guy complaining to a friend at a table about his marriage, which seems like a very traditional bar thing to do but I realize I’d never actually remembered seeing before.

The friend had that facial hair halfway between soul patch and goatee that I’d heard described as “the international symbol for ‘youth pastor’”, but that was always a secondhand experience to me so it was kind of a shock when his advice segued into a comparison to the awesome power and sacrifice of Jesus Christ. I guess youth pastors grow up with their youth and they’re “emergent church” pastors now all doing their church planting.

Not sure if the pastor was with Mars Hill but I wouldn’t be shocked - Mars Hill’s this big Seattle-based church - chain? franchise? I don’t know the terminology - that planted its first Portland branch 3 blocks from the bar.

I don’t really know the specifics of their theology - an atheist from a Catholic background (of the “Irish branch of mainstream Protestantism” type) their professed doctrine reads to me as generic Protestantism, though I’ve picked up enough to recognize that “substitutionary sacrifice”, say, is a specific thing, though I couldn’t tell you what it is or what it means for us. The rest of their website talks about doing everything for Jesus, but in a vague and nonspecific way, which is pretty much how that pastor sounded.

(interestingly, if you look around online, a lot of their critics from within enthusiastic Christianity complain of their elevating an extensive doctrine at the expense of Jesus-focus)

But their social praxis seems to be pure sexual complementarianism - men should be men, bold and strong and true, and Jesus (a carpenter and rebel, after all) should be understood as a model of masculinity, not a “Richard Simmons, hippie, queer Christ… a neutered and limp-wristed popular Sky Fairy.” Women should be women, gentle and caring and loyal. And together they should form families, each taking to their proper sphere.

I can’t find it on their website now, but I swear a month or two ago I saw, prominently linked from the first page, testimonials playing up the appeal of the church as a place to find worthy mates. And in both men and women’s testimonials, and more subtly, in the pictures of each testifyer, you could see the angle, a pitch to the educated urban 20-30s demographic that they can have both their of-the-moment playful hipster aesthetic AND the comfort of a well-worn way of life where all the questions have known answers.

Men - you want a cute, hip girl with indie rock glasses and hand-knit accessories AND a woman who will relentlessly support you and yield to your leadership? Women - you want a hot guy with full sleeve tattoos who plays guitar in a band but ISN’T a drifty flake who thinks of you as his girlfriend “for now”, as long as you offer more than the three girls on the back burner?

(And definitely men with women – in this complementarian understanding homosexuality is not only a sinful way of life - we’re all sinners after all - but perhaps more damningly an incompetent one)

And this is definitely how that pastor sounded - the man’s complaint seemed to be that his wife wanted more control in their relationship, but wasn’t in turn offering to bring anything more to the table, and the pastor’s advice seemed to come down to the fact that yes, this was a disordered situation, but one that had come about due to the man’s failure to exhibit strong leadership.

I dunno, maybe there is something to the idea that the twee indie aesthetic, cupcakes and yarn and '50s dresses is masking an unironic longing for a '50s way of life.

(And hell, glass house here, I’m developing an only half-joking taste for Norse paganism based largely on cosplay photos of beardy dudes working at anvils and girls with daggers and braids and mead horns standing around in nature.)

I wonder if those guys who go out dressed like pirates have their own religion. I saw a bunch of them hanging out in Director Park, like 2:30 on a Monday, maybe it was a prayer service.

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