I am gonna have to chop up and split a bunch of the wood from this tree that fell in my yard, which means I am gonna have to get

• an axe
• some kinda resilient raised platform, cause when that huge-ass pine goes in my grandkids’ time it might make a good anvil stump but until then…
• steel-toed shoes, because and this might have been resolved by recent binocular vision depth perception advances, I do not at all trust the aim on my overhead swings