I was listening to some Chaotic Neutral space rock and imagining one of those ads that is a list of words that are all related to each other in bizarre ways
You know the type: “Looking for a new idiom to describe your relationship to your lover? What if you told them they were ‘the bologna in your cheese sandwich’”
After spending four decades in the cab of an 18-wheeler traversing the U.S. and nearly every European country, Jello Biafra possesses the expertise to train humble civilians how to keep their streets safe. The Rock n’ Roll Genocide professor, who recently published his fourth autobiography, How to Destroy Your Neighborhood: Decapitating the Hipster Bullshit One Block at a Time, lays out his sidewalk-level view of humanity in his latest musical venture, the single, “It’s the End of the World as We Know It (And I Think I’ll Graduate),” in which the most perplexing issue facing young Americans today is not the rising cost of college tuition, but their constant public disarray.
The sky’s appearance of being blue or violet is because of the way light interacts with the Earth’s atmosphere. Rays of sunlight are made of many very small packets of energy or photons. These light rays are transmitted to our eyes where they are processed as an image of the world outside. The world outside consists mostly of air, which consists mostly of nitrogen and oxygen, both of which are colorless. Through a series of extremely complicated interactions, the nitrogen and oxygen in the air combine to produce an effect that we perceive as the sky being blue.
Frank that’s a dictionary answer. What’s your crackpot answer?
I would say that the atmosphere is filled with an extremely dense, rarefied fluid called “godstuff,” which emits a weak blue glow around the earth’s surface. Objects in the atmosphere are transparent because they are too small to be luminous, but when light passes through them, it refracts, so that what looks like “blue light” is in fact “godstuff light” being scattered by all the little transparent godstuff particles along its way.
I keep getting emails from people telling me that they like my writing and would like to see more of it but feel uncertain about whether it would be good for them because it’s so “neotenous.” I don’t really know what the word means and have no plans to look it up, so this is just a glimmer in my brain with no meaning, but I have to admit I kind of like the sound of it, as a word. Fresh and frolicsome.
Oh? Do I sit on the THRONE OF CHAOS? Are you my subject?
Yes, I am your loyal and loving subject.
okay my ruling as the LORD OF CHAOS is as follows:
post something silly
Does this mean I get to rule for now?
no but this is a silly post so you do get one commendation
Awesome. Can I keep the throne, or do you need to sit on it again?
I know I’ve got a lot of work to do before I’m worthy of sitting on the throne of the lord of chaos
the throne doesn’t dictate who is in charge and seeing as we’re chaotic, who fucking cares who sits on the throne? Take it.
:D
Okay, since I’m the ruler of the kalld of stcine, I need to address you, my loyal citizens!
ALT
It is with an eternal sense of gratitude and honor that I accept you as my loyal subjects, and this post was dictated by the wisdom of your ruler, the LORD OF CHAOS so here is my decree:
Citizens, the chaotic throne has decreed you shall receive THREE DAYS PAID LEAVE from the labyrinth. Enjoy your time, and please be safe.
ALT
ALT
ALT
