beachdeath:

Beth: ok i know we’ve never really said this as a group but jo is a lesbian

Meg: Beth come on we don’t know that for sure

Amy: yeah plus we JUST established that she likese weird old ass men god beth keep up

Beth: actually i think she’s just drawn to older men/professors/authority figures in fiction because she has trouble connecting to boys her own age

Beth: and it’s more about intellectual validation than physical attraction

Amy: lol ok frued

reckless-narcissism:

reckless-narcissism:

reckless-narcissism:

Hey tumblr quick question

what the fuck

tumblr…please…why this

TUMBLR WTF PLEASE I CANNOT

bambamramfan:

quasi-normalcy:

justnoodlefishthings:

justnoodlefishthings:

also YouTube kept recommending me this full length animated movie so I finally gave in and watched it and uh

This rabbit kid’s mom dies so he takes this old man’s ticket to the afterlife, goes to said afterlife to find his mom, starts an uprising with the old man who is actually the architect of the afterlife, and uhhhh they kill God. And God is a female Lovecraftian mass of infinite tentacles. And the angel of death is a winged rabbit voiced by Patrick Warburton.

“”“Family Approved”“”

Uh…Huh.

This description if anything undersells the weirdness of the movie (which I immediately watched because its free on YouTube.) Everything takes place ina  waterworld style world of just boats and islands. Everyone’s soul is fundamentally a scale on Cthulhu/God. The kids drowns to death in the first half hour and wakes up in Purgatory. The architect of Heaven is a Devil figure? And yet it never, ever drops the schtick of having the tone and style of a family friendly kids movie, even though absolutely nothing makes sense except metaphorically. 10/10 everyone watch this.

uncklerman:

jelloapocalypse:

jelloapocalypse:

rabbits-of-negative-euphoria:

the-mighty-birdy:

pain-and-missouri:

pain-and-missouri:

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

Stabbings: $45

Gunshots: $100

Poisonings: $200

Thanks you guys please share if you can!  ❤️❤️❤️

Commissions I will NOT take:

👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)

👎 Bystanders

👎 Other Hitmen

If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨

hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??

PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!

repeat after me:

MURDER 👏 THEFT 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 WORSE 👏 CRIME 👏 THAN 👏 REGULAR  👏 MURDER  👏

Credits to the murderer

atlasofprejudice:

Europe According to Luxembourg (2013) from Atlas of Prejudice: The Complete Stereotype Map Collection by Yanko Tsvetkov.

squareallworthy:

argumate:

argumate:

Dr Robotfag

discoursedrome said: also -ard in french, which leads to all manner of fun

Dr Robotard.

“Yer a wizfag, Harry!”

ojoslaser:

im choking at these 2 top comments on nights in white satin by the moody blues

agoodcartoon:

fenrislorsrai:

ct4cd:

agoodcartoon:

i can think of another f word for you pal.

The right cares about literally nothing but their ability to call people slurs without consequences, AGC

I scrolled down too far so just the donkey’s white nose was visible, but the nose itself is a face and now I can’t unsee it.

and now neither can you.

I have no idea if it was intentional but Nose Face is way more ominous looking.

American People To Live Happily Ever After

5/03/00

anosognosic:

this guy made an anime opening for the brazilian election and it’s the greatest thing i’ve seen all year

anosognosic:

this guy made an anime opening for the brazilian election and it’s the greatest thing i’ve seen all year

dwergaz:

Our bus has been impounded

This party act is grounded

We will be here forever

This was a cursed endeavor

Our Venga story’s tragic

We stole our party magic

From ancient wizard’s tower

We didn’t know his power

He turned us into weevils

And made our bus illegal

There is no hope of rescue

We’re sorry that we failed you

greatpostsonline:

cisnowflake:

i-rogue:

thefighter23:

standard-dingo:

ivan-fyodorovich:

libertypical:

This is my favorite political cartoon now

this is sort of true actually

hate speech isn’t covered by the constitution 

Seriously, though, we need to eliminate hate speech from protected free speech.

Then that defeats the purpose of free speech. Golly you guys aren’t that bright

According to the supreme court it is covered by the constitution. Also, the fact that you think that there’s no “hate speech” coming from the left is really telling.

no they’re right, everyone should be allowed to say whatever they want, except sometimes

pseudosurfer:

memecucker:

Has anyone tried to see if chimpanzees or bonobos could be taught to fully master fire

this one guy did and he was chained to a mountain to have an eagle eat his liver every day

wmud:

gio ponti - parrocchia concattedrale gran madre di dio, via blandamura monsignore 7, taranto, 1964-71

objectdreams:

ford focus owner’s manual

written using a predictive text interface

source: 2003 ford focus owner’s manual

objectdreams:

yelp review of the paris catacombs

written using a predictive text interface

source: yelp reviews of the catacombs

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