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#alien abduction (2 posts)

Has anyone connected all the specious abducted-in-a-parking-lot-by-traffickers stuff with the total disappearance of the...

Has anyone connected all the specious abducted-in-a-parking-lot-by-traffickers stuff with the total disappearance of the abducted-on-a-dark-road-by-aliens stuff that was big at this point in the last cultural cycle?

Tagged: same as it ever was alien abduction

There's a line I only ever got to use once in person, I was hoping for a setup online but it's getting too late by now It was...

There’s a line I only ever got to use once in person, I was hoping for a setup online but it’s getting too late by now

It was re: the Kavanaugh confirmation, that to think Christine Blasey Ford was making this all up was crazy, like believing in alien abductions or something, right? and I’d push them to agree with me

And then I’d spring the followup, that if you don’t believe in flying saucer-anal probe stories you’ve already accepted that sometimes people have consistent, detailed, traumatic memories of shit that just didn’t happen

Tagged: christine blasey ford alien abduction