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#achewood (3 posts)

i never found out what happened to Chris "Achewood" Onstad until now his linkedin: I offer Creative Director-level services to...

raginrayguns:

fruityyamenrunner:

i never found out what happened to Chris “Achewood” Onstad until now

his linkedin:

I offer Creative Director-level services to design, advertising, and marketing firms. 25+ years experience.

I also have 5+ years in beverage formulation for both low-glycemic and traditional: RTD, carbonated/still, concentrates, mixers, cannabis, loose tea, clean label sweeteners, and terpene products. Certified Acidified Food developer. I bring formulas to market.

he had some beverage company in Portland for a while

yeah i remember hearing he was getting into like microbrewing or something and remembering that hannibal bit on eric andre show wher ehe’s like “move to brooklyn. start some kind of salsa company”

Oh, huh, I volunteered to be the guy in Portland to get someone in Brooklyn the limited Achewood cream soda nearly a decade ago

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Oh my God, AC:Odyssey has the Great Outdoor Fight in it

Oh my God, AC:Odyssey has the Great Outdoor Fight in it

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I went to the bar the other night and they had copies of the less good alt-weekly and they're throwing a "Tacos and Tequilas"...

I went to the bar the other night and they had copies of the less good alt-weekly and they’re throwing a “Tacos and Tequilas” event and in the promo package was a Chris Onstad bit that was reallllly thinly veiled bitterness about how without the buffer of ventriloquizing his insecurities through novelty comedy characters no one actually likes his pretentious food writing; Portland continues to live up to itself.

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