taylorswift:

drinkingmaplelattes:

WHEN YOU ASK TAYLOR TO HIT YOU IN THE FACE WITH A GOLF CLUB AND SHE ACTUALLY DOES!!!!! I AM CRYING I WALKED INTO THE MEET AND GREET AND SHE WAS STANDING THERE WITH A GOLF CLUB! THANK YOU SO MUCH TAYLOR I LOVE YOU

HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH IT

They blew a great opportunity not having the Johnny Mnemonic attract mode say “NAS IS REAL, PROTECT YOURSELF”.