while I slept my TV apparently updated itself so when I leave my Playstation unattended long enough that it goes to sleep, instead of going grey and then going to sleep itself the TV serves me an ad for Netflix I have to fuck around with the remote to dispel
Problem with the news these days is it’s hard to tell what’s part of the plot of the Verhoeven movie and what’s just one of those 30-second worldbuilding stingers between scenes
Oh, I was in the bar tonight and they had UFC on, and I was listening to the announcers and something clicked and I was like “oh, yeah, that’s the old comedian I keep hearing about with a side gig as the coordinating force behind a new apparatus of cultural legitimation”, and then he explained a submission by heel hook
fuckign… did i tell you guys i went to an advertising conference a few weeks ago for extra credit in one of my classes and one of the guest speakers was the team that runs the wendy’s twitter
when these people talk very deliberately about how they work to make people think of the wendy’s brand as both a) a person and b) their friend
when they put one of those pieces of “anime waifu” wendy’s fan art up on the screen and some degenerate in the audience wolf-whistles
She had become famous for a tweet that said simply: Can a dog be twins? That was it. Can a dog be twins? It had recently reached the stage of penetration where teenagers posted the cry-face emoji at her. They were in high school. They were going to remember, Can a dog be twins? instead of the date of the Treaty of Versailles, which, let’s face it, she didn’t know either.
Anonymous asked: #yanggang bring back concrete ideas and policies into identity-poisoned politics via the only medium in which vacuousness is swiftly left behind and only core idological and adminstrative call to action can thrive: dank memes?
It’s an unironic testament to neoliberal hegemony that 23 years after the Clinton welfare reforms, young people see “living on the dole” as a revolutionary new idea
