peoplegettingreallymadatfood:

I can’t share the full extent of this ad cuz it’s animated, but click on it if you see it

is starts with the text “Story of Every Empowered Women of Today!” and goes on to Flash-animate a story of mothers and professional daughters, encouraging you use their site to book flight tickets to visit your mom for International Women’s Day

except the animation is 2003 Newgrounds-level with no sense of timing and the dialogue feels acceptably translated from Cantonese and even the twee ukulele music sounds subpar

Ends with the text

A Big Shout Out to all the Working
Women Across The World

and is the most #2017 #capitalpunk shit I’ve seen yet

So under pressure from the NAACP and accusations of transphobia the Portland anti-Trump “Women’s March” maaaaay have put itself under the control of a sketchy ex-con who took all their money and tried to run away to Canada

gaymabelpines:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

harold…..

I can’t believe the Brawny mascot is a trans girl lesbian

Not two months since Trump was sworn in and the #1 movie in America is a cautionary tale about miscegenation SMDH

Bonus Joke:

Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner 2
Just when you thought it was safe to be black in their daughter…

Millennial left: through years of grinding institution-building we have revived MILD SOCIAL DEMOCRACY… from "unthinkable" to "doomed"
Millennial right: yeah we kind of shitposted herrenvolk democracy into power and if that doesn't work we've got fascism, feudalism, and monasticism on standby

So this is a chemistry kit-style home genetic engineering webstore that I found off a Facebook ad with a Rick & Morty screenshot with the Impact text “AFRAID YOU WON’T SURVIVE THE NEXT CRONENBERG OUTBREAK?/FIGHT BACK BY LEARNING TO GENETICALLY ENGINEER”

slartibartfastibast:

“A long dormant Garfield parody channel just dumped thirteen of the highest production value Youtube videos I’ve ever seen.”

jfc, WaPo

Yes, I suppose the only way 2017 was going to let us dump Milo was by swapping in PewDiePie

disexplications:

the world is not real

jakke:

About half the profiles it suggests are bi/pan dudes who are “only looking for attention from cisgendered women” or some similar painful language and I’ve gotten two messages asking me about Zionism from social justice-y dudes who seem to think that any Jew is an envoy of the Israeli government. I feel like OKCupid is a whole lot of ostentatiously making it clear how many degrees you have and how socially aware you are and I don’t really have the patience for that. 

So yesterday I woke up in the afternoon and the big news was we were NOT going to invade Mexico, today featured two independent discussions of the political influence of erotic furry artist Jay Naylor.

so while you were sleeping, Shia LaBeouf was arrested at his anti-Trump livestreaming protest art installation in Queens, after he punched one of a group of /pol/acks who came to sing Kek carols at it for the second night in a row

okay okay I know what you’re thinking, “SPIN is still alive?!”

raggedjackscarlet:

argumate:

jesus christ on a bike.

how do you do fellow meme-loving fucks