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#2017 (138 posts)

So Barbie has a girlfriend now I know it’s cheap-ass smug gaywashing but… I’m so happy Bar-Bi

earlgraytay:

So Barbie has a girlfriend now

I know it’s cheap-ass smug gaywashing but…

I’m so happy

Bar-Bi

Tagged: 2017 hey baby do those fingers articulate? barbie

One week into Trump’s America, and all the staff-curated images on tumblr radar are telling me to support #NoDAPL, check my...

dalemberts-dreamboat:

kontextmaschine:

poipoipoi-2016:

kontextmaschine:

One week into Trump’s America, and all the staff-curated images on tumblr radar are telling me to support #NoDAPL, check my privilege, and listen to marginalized folks

meanwhile the ads have started highlighting southern college blondes in tube tops

You have to take screenshots.

I’m stuck with fancy watches.

these are more crop tops, but still, ask and ye shall recieve

And the ad is from “Peacefulcoup.com”? Seriously?

Tagged: 2017 potential psyops tag

When Uma Thurman (talented professional actress behind Kill Bill’s “The Bride”) delivered an aggressive red carpet “no comment”...

When Uma Thurman (talented professional actress behind Kill Bill’s “The Bride”) delivered an aggressive red carpet “no comment” about Harvey Weinstein and all these outlets praised her for her righteous authentic barely-contained fierceness

I couldn’t help but recall when Gawker was covering the Hulk Hogan trial that took them down, and he tearfully testified to the pain they’d caused him by mockingly showing the world a private recording of him having sex, they dismissively (, accurately) pointed out he makes a living by pretending to be hurt by things that do not actually hurt

Tagged: it’s media 2017

Revenge of the Nerds

Revenge of the Nerds

kontextmaschine:

“I’ve never thought about songwriting as a weapon,” Taylor Swift said with a straight face to an interviewer from Vanity Fair while the magazine was profiling her in 2013.

No, not Taylor Swift. Not the author of songs like “Forever and Always,” written in the wake of her relationship with former boyfriend Joe Jonas, the better-looking Jonas brother, and featuring this lyric: “Did I say something way too honest, made you run and hide like a scared little boy?” Not her, who wrote/sang about her relationship with the actor Jake Gyllenhaal, “Fighting with him was like trying to solve a crossword/and realizing there’s no right answer.”

Not Taylor, who leaves the impossible-to-crack clues in her liner notes for each song by capitalizing a variety of letters that spell out the subjects in a very essential way: “TAY” for a song about ex-boyfriend Taylor Lautner; “SAG” for the Gyllenhaal one (as in Swift And Gyllenhaal, or that they’re both Sagittarius. I don’t know).

For Taylor Swift to pretend that her entire music career is not a tool of passive aggression toward those who had wronged her is like me pretending I’m not carbon-based: too easy to disprove, laughable at its very suggestion.

Don’t get me wrong—I say all this with utter admiration. Taylor’s career is, in fact, the perfected realization of every writer’s narrowest dream: To get back at those who had wronged us, sharply and loudly, and then to be able to cry innocent that our intentions were anything other than poetic and pure. Most of us can only achieve this with small asides. Taylor not only publicly dates and publicly breaks up, but she then releases an achingly specific song about the relationship—and that song has an unforgettable hook—all the while swearing she won’t talk about relationships that are over. Yes, date Taylor Swift, and not only will she shit on you on her album, but the song will become a single, then a hit, and then you will hear yourself shat upon by an army of young women at Staples Center. And then she’ll deny that she was ever doing anything other than righteously manifesting her art. It’s diabolical, and for a lifelong passive-aggressive like me, it’s made her my hero.

(relevant)

8/23/2015

her albums are dense, recursive two-year reviews of How We White Girl Now, is the thing

Tagged: 8/32/2015 rerun taylor swift supergenius shapeshifter taylor swift 2017

Well that was a shitshow, but in the end it’ll be reinterpreted w/r/t what it was the prelude to Happy New Year

Well that was a shitshow, but in the end it’ll be reinterpreted w/r/t what it was the prelude to

Happy New Year

Tagged: 2017 2018

IT’S TIME FOR MEME-ORY LANE 2017! 2016  2015 2014

ellieintheskywithroxy:

rubbertplant:

IT’S TIME FOR MEME-ORY LANE 2017!

2016 

2015

2014

i feel like i experienced these memes both completely seperate from each other and yet all at once

Tagged: 2017

the thot discourse is a reminder that we still haven’t popularised any slurs for Men Who Sex Too Much

argumate:

inferentialdistance:

argumate:

the thot discourse is a reminder that we still haven’t popularised any slurs for Men Who Sex Too Much

“Predator”.

oh shit someone said it

Tagged: not wrong 2017 2018

Yo people talk about the Twenty-Fifth Amendment more and more these days but the real sleeping time bomb in the U.S....

zerofarad:

plain-dealing-villain:

kontextmaschine:

kontextmaschine:

Yo people talk about the Twenty-Fifth Amendment more and more these days but the real sleeping time bomb in the U.S. Constitution is Amendment 14 Section 3

like, it allows a bare congressional majority (or perhaps just the absence of a bicameral vetoproof majority against, that doesn’t trigger Section 5) to purge the entire federal government

I don’t think it does, at all. A bare vote is allowed to let an oathbreaker in, but to keep people out it’s just “The Congress shall have the power to enforce, by appropriate legislation, the provisions of this article.”

Which does not imply they could kick out everyone by declaring them oathbreakers spuriously.

I don’t get it at all. Here’s the text of Amendment XIV Section 3 as given on Wikipedia:

  • Section 3. No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may, by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.

It seems to require a two-thirds vote to do anything under this section. Maybe the claim is it only takes a bare majority to declare the rest of the government to be providing aid and comfort to the enemy? But I don’t see that here.

Tagged: counting chickens 2017

Man if we don’t have an apocalypse this stretch of my archives is gonna look weird as hell

Man if we don’t have an apocalypse this stretch of my archives is gonna look weird as hell

Tagged: 2017

is there more than one person who dresses like this because I see them all over the place on a regular basis

argumate:

is there more than one person who dresses like this because I see them all over the place on a regular basis

hey yeah thanks for showing me your most ominous shit all at once, everyone

Tagged: 2017

Emboldened white nationalists? Look no further than this liberal Oregon college town

Emboldened white nationalists? Look no further than this liberal Oregon college town

“You have these far-right elements among the hippies and the new-agers. Then sometimes they fuse together and we suddenly have this Nazi weed situation.“

2017, goin’ out strong!

Tagged: cascadia 2017 Nazi weed situation beep beep! neo-nazis is here

white girl pop all depends on strong production of weak voices these days because none of them grow up singing to a room every...

white girl pop all depends on strong production of weak voices these days because none of them grow up singing to a room every week/day anymore

Tagged: 2017 taylor swift carly rae jepsen

Turning “consequences”, “accountability”, and “basic human decency” into partisan clichés was a terrible idea, they all wore...

Turning “consequences”, “accountability”, and “basic human decency” into partisan clichés was a terrible idea, they all wore through within months.

Tagged: culture war 2017 accountability consequences basic human decency

Daisy Ridley talking about being in Star Wars in the future is a big mood

organasrey:

joshpeck:

Daisy Ridley talking about being in Star Wars in the future is a big mood

daisy ridleys passive acceptance of the possibility of civilisation ending within the next 3 decades is honestly millennial culture

Tagged: not wrong 2017

Gamergate was the canary in the coal mine for the current digital kulturkampf.

Gamergate was the canary in the coal mine for the current digital kulturkampf.

http://vice.com/en_ca/article/qvwv9d/2017-was-the-year-you-could-not-log-off

GAMERGATE CAUSED OPIATES WHICH CAUSED DRUMPF, AND ALSO CAUSED ROTHERHAM WHICH CAUSED THE BREXERT

(via slartibartfastibast)

Have you seen Nick Denton’s twitter lately? It’s straight him and his peers going “Oh God we created a monster with the Internet, Shut It Down”

Meanwhile, the, ah, Shitpostant Reformation has its head down, shoulder to the wheel for global ethnogenesis to the point they’re creating an honest-to-gods pantheon out of pop culture detrius

Tagged: it's media 2017

Tagged: not wrong 2017

The fact that Steve Bannon consistently types “you” as “u” just fucking kills me

The fact that Steve Bannon consistently types “you” as “u” just fucking kills me

Tagged: steve bannon 2017

theres something… indescribable about seeing a multinational corporation be referred to as “OP” in a callout post about the...

whitherbro:

theres something… indescribable about seeing a multinational corporation be referred to as “OP” in a callout post about the tendrils it spreads across the planet

Tagged: 2017

what the fuck

what the fuck

Tagged: flcl 2017

Hi again! Long time not posting! But anyways look who’s the new 2017(maybe 2018?) waifu!Merry Christmass btw

esoteric-hoxhaism:

moshaarti:

Hi again! Long time not posting!
But anyways look who’s the new 2017(maybe 2018?) waifu!

Merry Christmass btw

this is what organic redevelopment of pagan pantheon looks like… soon she will be shipped with sky father tengri-sama

Tagged: not wrong 2017