{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Catwoman should have a Robin, because symmetry.\r\n Except \u201can orphaned preteen, brought up as successor to the tradition of...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/98621690823/", "html": "<p>Catwoman should have a Robin, because symmetry.</p>\n<p>Except \u201can orphaned preteen, brought up as successor to the tradition of vulnerability-masking aggression\u201d (the atom of the Batmanverse) is especially pulpy for the Catwoman, thus female, thus sexual variant</p>\n<p>Maybe more pulpy than the contemporary Batman could bear? Wow wow that\u2019s a wow.</p>\n<p>Solution instead it was a (cat) lady grown to her late 30s in escapist obesity never had to live up to her self-conception (that\u2019s why she wrote fanfic) who gets hit on the head, hard, in one of those timeless Gotham muggings.</p>\n<p>She comes out of the coma years later, 100 pounds lighter, her inhibition completely gone (from the hit or one of those iffy psycho-professionals Gotham attracts like flies, that will vary by writer)</p>\n<p>Sets out to live out her dreams, eventually attracts the attention of Selina Kyle who sees enough of a kindred spirit to want to protect and teach her</p>\n<p>She is\u2026</p>\n<p><em>Cougar</em>.</p>\n\n<p>(edit: apparently Catwoman <em>has</em> <a href=\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holly_Robinson_%28comics%29\" target=\"_blank\">a Robin</a>. my bad.)</p>"}