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Two things:

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First thing, I finally got my motorcycle towed to the shop. Might have missed summer but damned if I’ll miss wet leaf season.

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For the first time I got a dedicated-motorcycle tow truck, on the ride asked the driver when the peak time for motorcycle tows was, he said always a bunch at rush hours just cause that’s when people are driving. But also, a bunch of Japanese bikes in the morning because people had problems but got home and want to get it to the mechanic next day, and a lot of Harleys at night because people got drunk and wrecked something.

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I told this story at the bar and one girl got a look in her eye and was like “I asked a similar question once and the dude said weekdays was couples with Kawasakis and Yamahas and weekends were single dudes on Harleys.

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So.

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(Honda, tyvm)

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Second thing I was wondering why kids these days were all wrong, comma optional, on the internet, and I just realized, oh no, the new cutting edge generation never knew the before time.

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