{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "ok Michael Sam wasn\u2019t exceptional enough to make a lineup\n\n which means there\u2019s no ~declared~ dudes who like dudes in the NFL\n\n...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/97121886223/", "html": "<p>ok Michael Sam wasn\u2019t exceptional enough to make a lineup</p>\n\n<p>which means there\u2019s no ~declared~ dudes who like dudes in the NFL</p>\n\n<p>oh no gay dudes might see you naked in the locker room</p>\n\n<p>man I bet girl athletes never have to hahahahahaha wusses</p>\n\n<p>but come on, play along, make some eyes, coordinate some subtext in press conferences DO YOU KNOW how much chick fans would gobble up your jerseys learn from Hollywood</p>\n\n<p>but would you even make any money off of sales from your particular jerseys hmm NFLPA hmmm</p>\n\n<p>~|~ structural inceeeeentiiives ~|~</p>"}