ok Michael Sam wasn’t exceptional enough to make a lineup

which means there’s no ~declared~ dudes who like dudes in the NFL

oh no gay dudes might see you naked in the locker room

man I bet girl athletes never have to hahahahahaha wusses

but come on, play along, make some eyes, coordinate some subtext in press conferences DO YOU KNOW how much chick fans would gobble up your jerseys learn from Hollywood

but would you even make any money off of sales from your particular jerseys hmm NFLPA hmmm

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