{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "When I'm tempted to get upset about the ants that swarm the unwashed dishes in my sink, I try to remember that ants are just...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/96160612643/", "html": "<p>When I&rsquo;m tempted to get upset about the ants that swarm the unwashed dishes in my sink, I try to remember that ants are just machines for turning debris into ant, and from there to spider, and thus to bird, and thus to cat, and I like cats.</p>\n<p>I also try to remember to instead get upset at my housemates for never washing the goddamn dishes because even if they&rsquo;re tired (and drunk) when they get off work and even if I&rsquo;m around the house most of most days I pay as much rent as them and I&rsquo;m not their fucking housewife.</p>"}