For a decade I’ve been using Slashdot as lorem ipsum to test whether my internet connection is on, for the first time I can remember I actually looked at it a second ago.

None of the articles would in any way seem out of place from when I last paid attention, eyebrowed that two of the ads (Marylhurst University/Oscar Meyer Selects) are marketing “Product (college/hot dog) for Grown-Ups”