(And hell, subtract the bonus from having the best stylists and wardrobers in the world and she’s only around median attractiveness for her age and BMI, maybe even a bit under.
\n[Not that I wouldn’t hit that, she’s such a perfectionist I’m sure her Kegels are strong enough to bend steel yet delicate enough to fold origami.
\n{Not that that’s even necessary, I’m as awed by the power of celebrity as anyone.
\n<That’s actually one of the things I find most charming about her, that on getting famous she was fucking psyched that she got to fuck celebrities. Most girls her age would have loved to hook up with Joe Jonas and Jake Gyllenhaal, but most girls her age didn’t get a chance to.>}])
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