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“it\u2019s soccer when america wins more games than you”, not as in it should be called soccer, but as in you have to call it soccer as punishment for being worse at it than\u00a0the united states

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I’ve long thought that a good compromise would be that Americans agree to call it “X Football” where X=the last World Cup winner (i.e. “English Football”, “Brazillian Football”); obviously the deal is if we ever win one everyone else has to call it soccer.

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