{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "My mom just sent me this.\r\n This is a real, actual thing that happens like 2 miles from my house.", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/88713176863/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://policeeternity.tumblr.com/post/88706391039/monetizeyourcat-pragnificent\" target=\"_blank\">policeeternity</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://monetizeyourcat.tumblr.com/post/88706113662/pragnificent-fuckyeahsexyatheists-my-mom\" target=\"_blank\">monetizeyourcat</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://pragnificent.tumblr.com/post/88705657306/fuckyeahsexyatheists-my-mom-just-sent-me-this\" target=\"_blank\">pragnificent</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://fuckyeahsexyatheists.tumblr.com/post/88704180877/my-mom-just-sent-me-this-this-is-a-real\" target=\"_blank\">fuckyeahsexyatheists</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>My mom just sent me this.</p>\n<p>This is a real, actual thing that happens like 2 miles from my house.</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblelog\" href=\"http://tmblr.co/m0rYsaeDKBlO42kG_M4tu-Q\" target=\"_blank\">voidwish</a> look at this\u00a0</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>my new gender identity is the world that makes this possible</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p><img alt=\"\" src=\"/media/4f8ed143439d396234fb1bfaff0b059b_e7eb66a1b708.png\"/></p>\n<p><img alt=\"\" src=\"/media/ca85936c69a06d484cbbae0129ab1d5d_6b1eafb5bdca.png\"/></p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>*kontextmaschine voice*\u00a0<a href=\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscular_Christianity\" target=\"_blank\">Muscular Christianity</a></p>\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_n74osjNSxm1r16s2oo1_1280_ba3b24e91f6d.jpg\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/4f8ed143439d396234fb1bfaff0b059b_e7eb66a1b708.png", "thumbnail_width": 294, "thumbnail_height": 406}