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monetizeyourcat:

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google didn\u2019t exist when i was in the 4th grade and didn\u2019t get popular until i was in middle school. that was in the days of dialup. everything was word of mouth\u2026 even nudes. and with photos taking a minute or longer to load, getting horny in regards to images was a fool\u2019s errand. the smart thing to do was to write down websites where someone would describe boobs they had seen using plain text. the more advanced sites used html markup to enhance the erotic adventure

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not actually a joke

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