{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Something Awful - Friedrich Nietzsche is Hired to Write Headlines for Upworthy", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/83659987401/", "html": "<a href=\"http://www.somethingawful.com/news/upworthy-nietzsche-nothing/\">Something Awful - Friedrich Nietzsche is Hired to Write Headlines for Upworthy</a>\n<blockquote class=\"link_og_blockquote\">\n<div>Nietzsche will make you believe God is Dead after you see what these kids did for their sick classmate.</div>\n<div></div>\n<div>At 0:15 You Will Cry, At 1:15 You Will Cry, Also at 2:15 a Continuation of Crying, It Will Be Woe At All Times</div>\n</blockquote>"}