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Rugged Our aluminum-encased Whisker Biscuits are 300% stronger than previous models. And, we’ve added a rock-solid, dual-bolt mount and a set screw* for even more secure, “locked-down” mounting. *Set Screw on Sure Shot Pro and Sure Shot models only.
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So I picked up a new slang term for vagina (from this comment thread, which… yikes): “whisker biscuit”. And, thinking that was pretty cute, I looked it up only to find almost all of the references were to some archery accessory.

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Only the thing is, knowing that other meaning, the copy just sounds hilarious. But then, I realized this was true of the entire goddamn site. Like, take a look at the Meat-Seeker Broadhead or the 4 Banger Quiver.

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But here’s the thing, it’s not blatant, nudge-nudge wink-wink say no more. I don’t think it’s even a matter of plausible deniability, I think that everything’s written straight. Oooor, there’s a bowhunting supplier out there with a remarkably subtle sense of humor.

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