http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/the-best-of-enchanted-forest/Content?oid=1517266

A 1/3-sarcastic, 1/3-loving, 1/3-self-loving tribute to a local institution that anywhere else would have been supplanted by a polished corporate version, but is instead loved for its hand-crafted, three-quarters-assed, vaguely Germanic and sinister character, as rendered by semiprofessional creatives who constantly digress into adolescent self-hating humblebragging about how they’re habitual intoxicants who consider their interactions with other people, the young included, primarily in terms of sex.

This might be the most Portland thing I’ve ever read.