{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "In Mall 205 to hit up Bed Bath & Beyond for sheets. Man, we're not in Portland anymore. Well, technically, you are. That's why...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/79605713200/", "html": "<p>In Mall 205 to hit up Bed Bath &amp; Beyond for sheets. Man, we&rsquo;re not in Portland anymore. Well, technically, you are. That&rsquo;s why all of institutional PDX turned against Jefferson Smith at the end of that last election - that ginned-up &ldquo;scandal&rdquo; was just a pretext; neither the downtown money or the inner SE lifestylers were about to allow a mayor with his power base in East Portland. </p>\n\n<p>Anyway I went to the bathroom by the abandoned food court and I&rsquo;m pretty sure the spotty Filipino(?) emo kid at the sink was trying to cruise me.</p>"}