In Mall 205 to hit up Bed Bath & Beyond for sheets. Man, we’re not in Portland anymore. Well, technically, you are. That’s why all of institutional PDX turned against Jefferson Smith at the end of that last election - that ginned-up “scandal” was just a pretext; neither the downtown money or the inner SE lifestylers were about to allow a mayor with his power base in East Portland.

Anyway I went to the bathroom by the abandoned food court and I’m pretty sure the spotty Filipino(?) emo kid at the sink was trying to cruise me.