{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Got new bedsheets today. The old ones were old and worn anyway, enough that the other night with one of my untrimmed toenails I...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/7758800773/", "html": "<p>Got new bedsheets today. The old ones were old and worn anyway, enough that the other night with one of my untrimmed toenails I sliced the fitted sheet and pad and somehow every time I turned over put my foot in it and ripped it further.</p>\n<p>I like the new ones. It was fun going around feeling all the samples. I got a 200 thread count cotton one which I liked better than the ones even up to 1000. The most comfortable ones, though (which I didn&rsquo;t buy, &lsquo;cause they were crazy expensive) were 87% polyester and 13% spandex, like yuppie athletic clothes.</p>"}