Got new bedsheets today. The old ones were old and worn anyway, enough that the other night with one of my untrimmed toenails I sliced the fitted sheet and pad and somehow every time I turned over put my foot in it and ripped it further.

I like the new ones. It was fun going around feeling all the samples. I got a 200 thread count cotton one which I liked better than the ones even up to 1000. The most comfortable ones, though (which I didn’t buy, ‘cause they were crazy expensive) were 87% polyester and 13% spandex, like yuppie athletic clothes.