{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Valentine\u2019s Day is when people step it up, which is why there are so many Beavertonians in my everyday bars.\n\n Three times have...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/76711842832/", "html": "<p>Valentine\u2019s Day is when people step it up, which is why there are so many Beavertonians in my everyday bars.</p>\n\n<p>Three times have I seen the same combo of \u201c40something guy with white hair on his biceps\u201d groping \u201cgirlfriend in tight leather, tight red curls, loose um nasiolabial folds\u201d in the most intentionally visible location in the bar.</p>"}