{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "For a town full of Subarus and light pickup 4x4s from back before the vanity SUV era, Portland can *not* fucking handle an inch...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/75860306666/", "html": "<p>For a town full of Subarus and light pickup 4x4s from back before the vanity SUV era, Portland can *not* fucking handle an inch of snow.</p>"}