speaking of “drugstore-available erotica” - that’s been kind of a trip - it’s like condoms were almost edgy, they sell those in public?, *ooh*, the clerk knows what you’re going to do with those

and then growing up and realizing how many of the staples are masturbation aids - “romance” novels, “personal” massagers, “hand” lotion, “men’s” magazines

the disclaimability does serve a purpose, I guess. until webcams were a thing, I would never have guessed about “hair"brushes