{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "20th August 2023", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/726144943001944064/", "html": "

luckyladylily:

gengaritez:

itznarcotic:

A tweet by Nintendo Life captioned \"Random: Japanese Parents Are Using Pikmin To Keep Their Children In Line\". It is accompanied by a cropped image of the Pikmin 4 box art to show the Blue Pikmin, Yellow Pikmin, Red Pikmin, and Crystal Pikmin.ALT
A reddit post titled \"Pikmin 4 changed improved my life and I fucking hate it\". The post reads:\n\"Every single time I have something that needs doing that I don\u2019t want to do I just think to myself, \u201cDandori issue.\u201d Every single time. And it works. Every. Single. Time.\n\nThe only way I get so much done now is by dreaming of being one of these weird little plant guys. How do I explain that to my parents? My friends, even?! How do I tell them that my sudden drastic increase in productivity is from getting over my Dandori issue??\n\nI just want to go back I don\u2019t want to be a pikmin anymore. I don\u2019t want to hear their little carrying song when I take my laundry out of the machine. How do I unplay pikmin.\"ALT

This is actually very normal human behavior. It’s just that most people (in the USA) think “Jesus strengthens me” instead of “I am a pikmin, dandori time”

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