{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Guns N' Roses: Not in This Lifetime", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/726054210913861632/", "html": "<div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"2048\" data-orig-width=\"1536\"><img src=\"/media/212f841c3dce850d52ff7fce4db0ad22b79a345f_61b32d5958a4.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"2048\" data-orig-width=\"1536\" srcset=\"/media/9f4a8bed13f705a80de8e01bcc9079e605047114_f621dab6efb8.jpg 75w, /media/26d97ed3dba979ab8adae37ccc4dd880721909ce_2bd111b94685.jpg 100w, /media/0ff754e4c6fa57670cf8daed4f8671f527118944_6b1850c26da6.jpg 250w, /media/d5f94b7e2ea0f439c3c31af1b54414cb7c59924a_4eedbde84215.jpg 400w, /media/f14e4ae46a98c9686c85f0c02ee3fbaf27e269f0_a579d986fc90.jpg 500w, /media/d0774d2dbfe335cd23ef3c8caa7b4eb10033d800_2cd8f190a9da.jpg 540w, /media/212f841c3dce850d52ff7fce4db0ad22b79a345f_61b32d5958a4.jpg 640w, /media/3e338c41816098c72eb91cf36533d7d092a99e03_0a84e81393cd.jpg 1280w, /media/5205173ddd8839b9110ec9f8b6f91a6a75e8ae5c_cd9394cb0dac.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\"/></figure></div><h1>Guns N&rsquo; Roses: Not in This Lifetime</h1><p>Haven&rsquo;t been respecting the midlife crisis mancave-bait Gen X retro band tables they&rsquo;ve been making lately but Jersey Jack has topped the 1994 Data East here, even supplanted Viper GTS: Night Drivin&rsquo; as best pinball table featuring Slash.</p><p>Sweet Child O&rsquo; Mine is a multiball where they just feed you like six for the first half of the song, on the other hand <b><i>no one</i></b> wants to see a video of the band and audience from a fucking <i>2020</i> performance</p><p>I wonder if Bono ever envies how Axl got the music press to spend the early &lsquo;90s constantly wondering out loud if and when Chinese Democracy was coming.</p><h2>Verdict: <b>Respectable</b></h2>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/212f841c3dce850d52ff7fce4db0ad22b79a345f_61b32d5958a4.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 853}