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college-aged obama portraying himself as bisexual in an effort to attract artsy girls is the funniest thing i’ve read all week

duncebento:

junkratsadstuck:

junkratsadstuck:

college-aged obama portraying himself as bisexual in an effort to attract artsy girls is the funniest thing i’ve read all week

LIST OF MEN WHO HAVE TRIED AND FAILED TO BE BISEXUAL:

  • barack obama
  • misha collins
  • travis mcelroy

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