{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Alright, 4.5 more yards of topsoil, which is 3 bedloads. The twisting pitching motion exhausts my hip flexors, so after 2 I'm...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/724785147593064448/", "html": "<p>Alright, 4.5 more yards of topsoil, which is 3 bedloads. The twisting pitching motion exhausts my hip flexors, so after 2 I&rsquo;m swaying my hips like I&rsquo;m trying to pick up a whole ship of sailors and after 3 I&rsquo;m walking like I <b>did</b>.</p>"}