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The Whiskey Rebellion was this great example of early American state incapacity, like sub-Colonial, medieval – there's like no...

The Whiskey Rebellion was this great example of early American state incapacity, like sub-Colonial, medieval – there’s like no viable currency in circulation so frontier grain farmers are basically coining their own by distilling whiskey and refusing to cut the feds in so George Washington himself raises an army – which basically amounts to insisting an army be raised and threatening to impress stray farmers with a handful of regular troops until he eventually gathers a mass of nearby absolute rabble plus every local elite from the area who all insist on being in command in their own way. This mass then sets off under the sitting President’s personal leadership eating, looting, and likely raping its way across its own country, and is considered a testament to Washington’s leadership that it survives intact all the way to Western Pennsylvania, at which point the rebels have already dispersed (and further sub-military expedition attempts to apply federal authority prove largely fruitless).

It was a complete nightmare the Lewis and Clark Expedition was at-the-time understood as a recovery from, a proof of the ability of the United States to sustain disciplined operations across the continent.

(And then the Civil War, and then like every Western country in the world the executive branch restructured and modernized itself modeled off Prussia.)

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