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Jesus, I’m watching Zack Snyder’s Man of Steel (2013) in this bar and they are seriously still doing the first 15 minutes of origin story like an hour later.

Looked at through visuals alone this is like 2 hours of the same periodic threatening of the apocalyptic destruction of home and family and then a version of General Zod who is absolutely lifting design cues from Bizarro

Also neither A-10s or Chinooks move like that in reality, what the fuck? Don’t you have to take on military advisors to get that stuff for movies that keep it from looking ass?

Like, this woman with the insect-eye HUD helmet fighting the senior officer in fatigues is creating iconic moments but these are not at all Superman-brand Moments.

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Christ, cut the fucking Snyder release

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