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battling myself over the desire to reblog a post with full pussy on display but not wanting to tag it nsfw because tumblr is a cop about that tag but also not wanting to put a very graphic pornographic tea cup on everyone’s timeline just so i can tell a little story

i once went to a very fancy tea party hosted by a history professor at the end of my first semester in grad school. and when i went to get a cup of tea she was like NO NO NO i have a special cup for you, and handed me a teacup that when you poured the tea in it magnified incredibly explicit lesbian porn on the bottom. It wasn’t a lithoplane cup. I used to have the exact names for these cups, but this was years ago, and i’ve forgotten. INCREDIBLY fucked up object. i just saw a photo of one kinda like it on tumblr. i wish I had stolen it from this professor so badly, but tbh one win for the straight people being weird about me fucking women. thank u for the questionable gay pornography with my tea ma'am.

found a loophole and it’s that i will link you all to the post. the one i was served tea in was way harder to see but. yknow. same energy

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