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After shit-talking Viking ranges and serious vent hoods as status symbols that trickled down from the truly elite who have them for caterers (or regular household staff!) to use, realize I might actually be getting some for Karafuto, because like

Like, there is a real chance I will have caterers here on multiple occasions.

Ah, so when you said “build a shed so someone can change into swimmers for the hot tub”, the implicit “if they’re shy and don’t want to just skinny-dip” might not be the only interpretation, it could be you want to party. Like, in a vaguely classy way compared to bottom-tier takeaway pizza and some six-packs of beers. The classy dining not being incompatible with hot tubbing sans swimsuit, of course, if you want to party like the American West Coast upper class.

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and there’ll be racks for clothing and a bin of towels and as long as we’re running water out back for the tub anyway a shower head, like at the beach, only it’ll spray onto dirt under where I’ve dug a pit lined with plastic and filled with rocks with spokes going off to get water to the areas that get hella dry in summer

And there’ll be a water fountain with attached foot tap and bowl for dogs, and it’ll be dual purpose good for both entertaining or for use when working outside in the heat.

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