{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I was literally like \"well shit, if I'm not doing topsoil today I have time to go to the landscaping yard and get some topsoil\"", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/723763789505429504/", "html": "<div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"1536\" data-orig-width=\"2048\"><img src=\"/media/7423ef0473fd7566f1b69a8f05f945d4f30364f1_283a3e42d8cf.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"1536\" data-orig-width=\"2048\" srcset=\"/media/6d3cdd01a8dba1c59ab909fe13d2459ea2f5594a_731c11d83c6b.jpg 75w, /media/53eb005655a4fa8b3ac8d3d682c6e7f6db6acfc4_6784b7fcc524.jpg 100w, /media/655ef9c9c8971d3c594b6fa799cbf5db8e196a0b_b09f01ed792a.jpg 250w, /media/421080fef3e10542107ba2c80fd96ee6c58ec2c2_cfaac238cd1c.jpg 400w, /media/f8c1f5abfe2887c904240b063b92aee2c1c16da5_87b5cd4c3812.jpg 500w, /media/ca6f45f703afa553d628c8afc9856e2c7cee6c7b_f46c4b731ae3.jpg 540w, /media/7423ef0473fd7566f1b69a8f05f945d4f30364f1_283a3e42d8cf.jpg 640w, /media/f5b948413bc3d94e657a5481c0a6e256a624aee9_10182dabd330.jpg 1280w, /media/46d09276f76d2aa5e60641fa8e56b6c453c9d219_e709a0398437.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\"/></figure></div><p>I was literally like &ldquo;well shit, if I&rsquo;m not doing topsoil today I have time to go to the landscaping yard and get some topsoil&rdquo;</p>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/7423ef0473fd7566f1b69a8f05f945d4f30364f1_283a3e42d8cf.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 480}