{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "\u2026this is all so fucking DUMB\nlike I'm not even supposed to be losing weight! I'm supposed to be losing a little but mostly being...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/722506763288625152/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/722464459835244544/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>\u2026this is all so fucking DUMB</p><p>like I&rsquo;m not even supposed to be losing weight! I&rsquo;m supposed to be losing a <i>little</i> but mostly being totally incapacitated for years! How the fuck do I turn that around with shit in my kitchen? That&rsquo;s point-and-click adventure <i>hint book</i> shit. Fucking Willy Beamish-ass plague.</p></blockquote>\n<p>Also with the #kontextmaschine gets built stuff, I want to make clear this <b>isn&rsquo;t</b> just a &ldquo;oh you&rsquo;re getting out and doing manual labor every day, of <i>course</i> you&rsquo;re building muscles!&rdquo; thing.</p><p>Like I am <i>very</i> sure at this point one of the Covid effects boosted my testosterone levels significantly. Testosterone can significantly increase the amount of muscle growth caused by a certain amount of exercise, this is the effect steroids mimic and why boys can gain so much muscle in puberty.</p><p>So like, the <i>everyday</i> use of my muscles in a way that would normally fend off entropy at best is now causing significant growth. The daily farmhand labor is getting me <i><b>jacked</b></i>.</p><p>This comes on top of the way the creatine treats that other symptom so I&rsquo;d be losing huge amounts of weight just sitting on my ass pigging out, which is <i>itself</i> on top of the personality change stuff that <i>has</i> me going out after waking every day, really valuing the use and development of my body, and never eating between meals, as well as making me so charming I repeatedly seduced girls by accident before the weight loss even started to show up.</p><p>This is </p><h1><b>CARTOONISH</b> \ud83e\udd21\ud83e\udd21\ud83e\udd21</h1>"}