Yeah, the whole time losing weight it was like there were masses of fat blistered on to masses of fat and as you slimmed the top one might disappear and leave you with the ones under, which you then might realize have further ones under them…

Now the torso is just one single mass held taut under the skin and two saddlebags… no, half-saddlebags… no, quarter-saddlebags at the lower corners of the stomach. When they fully empty out and we’re down to the one single mass will probably be my trigger for declaring we’re on to the the “overweight side of average” stage.