{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Welp, if this doesn't send me to the hospital somehow later it's a lock for the worst I've ever felt without going to one. Maybe...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/721442303103860736/", "html": "<p>Welp, if this doesn&rsquo;t send me to the hospital somehow later it&rsquo;s a lock for the worst I&rsquo;ve ever felt without going to one. Maybe not <i>physically</i> though, a bunch of it is effectively <i>spirit</i> damage, though it sure isn&rsquo;t spirit puke I&rsquo;ve been throwing up periodically.</p>"}