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play-now-my-lord:

My biggest fantasy is to start shit with Daft Punk at a bar. They’ll be minding their own business and I’ll roll up and start singing “around the world around the world around the world around the world” derisively until one of them glasses me. I’ll be completely unprepared for a fight and they easily win, throwing me on the ground, stomping all over my midsection with their stupid robot boots, breaking my ribs and nose and collarbone. I pass out bleeding and broken on the floor. When I come to in the hospital and the gendarmerie ask who did this to me I tell them it was Justice

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