{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Bartender tonight I've seen around since I first came to Portland, and on the one hand genuine honor and deference to him but on...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/720911061225816064/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://fatsexybitch.tumblr.com/post/720910820984356864/bestie-w-respect-you-have-the-least-universal\" target=\"_blank\">fatsexybitch</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/720908010251239424/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/720903715852353536/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Bartender tonight I&rsquo;ve seen around since I first came to Portland, and on the one hand genuine honor and deference to him but on the other like, you&rsquo;ve been a sempai the whole time but I&rsquo;m <b>40</b> now and I&rsquo;m here cause it&rsquo;s the bar within walking distance of my house with the best burgers, what&rsquo;s <i>your</i> excuse?</p></blockquote><p>I mean my excuse is I&rsquo;m a wealthy heir, but that&rsquo;s <i><b>normal</b></i></p></blockquote><p>Bestie w respect you have the LEAST universal experiences I&rsquo;ve ever witnessed </p></blockquote>"}