{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "The thing about boats is\nYou can basically handle a slow boat fine drunk if you're used to handling them sober\nWho wants to...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/720908433410424832/", "html": "<p>The thing about boats is</p><ul><li>You can basically handle a slow boat fine drunk if you&rsquo;re used to handling them sober</li><li>Who wants to spend time boating sober after they can first afford a boat at 45?</li></ul>"}