{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Stalin's USSR = most woke nation to ever exist. You heard it here first, folks.", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/720639470875049984/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/headspace-hotel/713341833829367808\" target=\"_blank\">headspace-hotel</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://xylophonetangerine.tumblr.com/post/713237809694113793/stalins-ussr-most-woke-nation-to-ever-exist\" target=\"_blank\">xylophonetangerine</a>:</p><blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"1024\" data-orig-width=\"773\"><img src=\"/media/5a3b08e45c5e2603770517a9349bd08cad9754ef_f76156176a46.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"1024\" data-orig-width=\"773\" srcset=\"/media/25dc37b3e9683819a21f0b8c8b91dad4bb75e05c_d151f9f6651b.jpg 75w, /media/44d367fe3d0cd0e1e50aaae92f335d2accc2634b_04405ac30da1.jpg 100w, /media/eabe2090ec4ec629f4ca48da05fd34c8e54bb7a0_2c0a299d6286.jpg 250w, /media/d9bd01a4f515fcd94bea87d9a1735026f449e0fe_7809cd50a35e.jpg 400w, /media/364080a7973b5223e132bf1afb57b11dbdc82b43_e80b41c0bc8c.jpg 500w, /media/6200bda42e1b434a38d562d3887a53075df9ac95_20373378426e.jpg 540w, /media/5a3b08e45c5e2603770517a9349bd08cad9754ef_f76156176a46.jpg 640w, /media/298522b2f248b6fbab12e15231b296584b64a7a2_06f9326d650a.jpg 773w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 773px) 100vw, 773px\"/></figure></div><p>Stalin&rsquo;s USSR = most woke nation to ever exist. You heard it here first, folks.</p></blockquote><p>Imagine, for a moment, trying to figure out what the fuck is being measured on a scale where the USSR is a 10 and Portland, Oregon is an 8 without the excruciating knowledge of the hyperspecific neuroses of fascists over the past decade </p></blockquote>\n<p>Slavic evangelicism, surely</p>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/5a3b08e45c5e2603770517a9349bd08cad9754ef_f76156176a46.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 848}