{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Crash landing my gyrocopter directly in front of a Michelin star restaurant and stepping out completely unscathed, handing the...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/720638768889167872/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://coughloop.tumblr.com/post/720562131540623360/crash-landing-my-gyrocopter-directly-in-front-of-a\" target=\"_blank\">coughloop</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Crash landing my gyrocopter directly in front of a Michelin star restaurant and stepping out completely unscathed, handing the keys to a valet who takes my spot in the wreckage and is immediately impaled by a metal rod and bleeds out in the cockpit </p></blockquote>"}