{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Oh, great, apparently that mulch pitching built my back, shoulders, and arms to the point my shirts are tight again.\nI resent...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/720347708542566400/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/720347360750862336/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Oh, great, apparently that mulch pitching built my back, shoulders, and arms to the point my shirts are tight again.</p><p>I resent that I can&rsquo;t even complain about this too hard because it&rsquo;s like &ldquo;oh, I hate that I&rsquo;m getting too <i>sexy</i>&rdquo;</p></blockquote>\n<p>I resent that I can&rsquo;t really complain about a lot of this stuff really because it&rsquo;s a totally out-of-nowhere nonconsensual change to my basic experience of life and the world, except it&rsquo;s so great that both</p><ul><li>it would be churlish</li><li>it is in fact exactly in line with what I specifically wanted</li></ul><p>So right now I am basically in a constant state of</p><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"1314\" data-orig-width=\"1200\"><img src=\"/media/903e9ee04c96e1580ed30026f196efe63734c6db_d6eb3f5046e1.png\" data-orig-height=\"1314\" data-orig-width=\"1200\" srcset=\"/media/4aa430b762607a0cad0d60c394f6bc9a3a96a594_7133039551c9.png 75w, /media/ff9c0a592ef3a24415e4c7bbe708b67669b0a2a4_2208b390b963.png 100w, /media/bcee8cf4a1b6e96d5ae3105af0c1a4fa6a4fbc29_97341bb4121a.png 250w, /media/b37508f95cfe9c94f735e5dc79015d524bda7148_8369810fc377.png 400w, /media/e454ff454afce399c84d9fcf089aedea6679237a_e2222f77fa36.png 500w, /media/e7d2198d6954b24d91f7690ba29791a6a05a23e6_0e54c8547478.png 540w, /media/903e9ee04c96e1580ed30026f196efe63734c6db_d6eb3f5046e1.png 640w, /media/0a0cb8451c981c56e6bd1ada04d5522facc04b26_92e55e38dbe9.png 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\"/></figure></div>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/903e9ee04c96e1580ed30026f196efe63734c6db_d6eb3f5046e1.png", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 701}