{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Oh, great, apparently that mulch pitching built my back, shoulders, and arms to the point my shirts are tight again.\nI resent...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/720347360750862336/", "html": "<p>Oh, great, apparently that mulch pitching built my back, shoulders, and arms to the point my shirts are tight again.</p><p>I resent that I can&rsquo;t even complain about this too hard because it&rsquo;s like &ldquo;oh, I hate that I&rsquo;m getting too <i>sexy</i>&rdquo;</p>"}