{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Big part of maturity has been realizing that the only Doonesbury character worth emulating is Zonker, which is why I've spent...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/720239976644837376/", "html": "<p>Big part of maturity has been realizing that the only Doonesbury character worth emulating is Zonker, which is why I&rsquo;ve spent the last half-decade getting stoned, going outside shirtless, and communing with plants</p>"}